Tonight at dinner:
Me: So who did everybody dress up as for Celebrity Day at school?
My 10-year-old: Oh, Hannah Montana. Raven. Hillary Duff. Lindsay Lohan.
Me: Oh, yeah. Lindsay Lohan.
My 10-year-old (incredulously): You know who she is?
Me: Yes, unfortunately, I do.
My 10-year-old (indignantly): Lindsay Lohan is a great actress!
My husband and I both choke on our food.
Me: Compared to what?
My 10-year-old: Compared to Hillary Duff.
And, you know, she may be right.